All new rajnikant

1. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!! - by Ketan Raiyani
2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!! - by Ankit Shukla
3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !! - by Ankit Shukla
4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”‌ - by Ankit Shukla
5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!! - by Ankit Shukla
6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!‌ - by Ankit Shukla
7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol - by TJ
8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!! - by TJ
9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife. - by Vivek Singhania
10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do. - by Pras
11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other. – by Sourav Ghosh
12. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one” - by Pras
13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. - by Rajini
14. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside. - by Prabh
15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. - by Abbas
16. Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants. - by Abbas
17. All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died. - by Abbas