Marrige Jokes

People often enjoy joking about love and marriage.

Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage.

    In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Here's another joke about marriage.

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Now let's listen to a couple of riddles about marriage.

Here's the first one.

Q: Why are men with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.

Here's another riddle.

Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

I'll end today's podcast with a humorous proverb-like saying.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.