Musafir And Lassi

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MUSAFIR: Beta Aap Mujhe Thoda
Sa
Pani Pila Denge ??
Pappu: Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To..??
.
MUSAFIR: Tab To Bahut Hi Acha
Hoga..
.
Pappu:- lassi le aaya.. Musafir Ne 5
Lote Lassi Peeney Ke Baad Pappu
Se
Pucha:- Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi
Lassi Nai Peeta ??
.
.
Pappu: Peetey To Sub Hain,
Lekin Aaj Lassi Me CHUHA Gir Gaya
Tha...
aur usi me mar gya tha.
.
Musafir Ne gusse me Lota Zamin
Par De Mara
.
.
Pappu Rote Hue Bola:- "Mummy
Inhone Lota Tod Diya. Ab Hum
TOILET mein kya
lekar jayenge..:( :D =D :P
Pappu madhosh Musafir Behosh