All new Rajnikant inside powerful jokes

facts abt Rajnikanth:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the
bullet`s funeral.
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in
Pakistan `via
Bluetooth`.
When Rajni was a student,
teachers used to
bunk classes.
Rajnikanth can draw a straight
line with a
compass.
Rajnikanth knows who let the
dogs out.
Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in
Richter
scale.
The new Rupee symbol is actually
Rajnikanth`s signature.
When God watched Robot, he
said,` Oh my
Rajnikanth!`.
Rajnikanth has a statue of
Madame
Tussauds at his house.
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
Rajnikanth participated in 100m
race,
obviously he came first, but
Einstein died
watching that coz Light came
second.
Intel`s new ad: Rajnikanth Inside.