Superb rajnikant Power joke

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• Pyramids of Egypt are actually Rajni’s primary school geometry assignments. Shut up I say.
• Once Rajnikant casually played a defensive shot in cricket. Now that poor ball is known as Pluto
Rajnikant can judge a book by its cover.
• If Rajni want to eat ice cream what does he do???
He goes to Himalaya and start licking the mountain over there
In a fight between Batman and Spider Man, the winner would be Rajnikant.
• Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 11. Seconds
• When Rajnikant does division, there are no remainders
• With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikant is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
• Rajnikant never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Rajnikant can bend light. With his bare hands.
• Rajni had a fight with his wife. he showed his middle finger in anger and the wife became pregnant.
ADAM AND EVE ARE SONS OF RAJNIKANTH
• Once Rajni gave IIT JEE exam … IIT was rejected.
• Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea