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Santa Tv Kharidne Ek Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola
Santa: “Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?
Dukandaar: “Hum Sardaro Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte
Santa Bada Hairan Hua Par Chup Chap Vapis Chala Gaya Par Ek Mahine Baad Clean Shave Karva Kar Fir Usi Dukan Par Gaya Aur Bola
Santa: “Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?
Dukandaar: “Ji, Ham Sardaron Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte
Santa Phir Ek Mahine Baad Full Angrej Banke Usi Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha Aur Angreji Mein Bola
Santa: “What’s The Cost Of That Tv?
Dukandaar: “Ham Sardaron Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte
Santa Gusse Mein Aa Gaya Aur Galiya Deta Hua Bola: “Saale, Tujhe Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai Ke Main Sardar Hoon?
Dukandaar: “Kyon Ke Ye Tv Nahi Microwave Oven Hai