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Showing posts with label sanban. Show all posts

Doctor and pappu

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Doctor:"Kya takleef hai.. ??

Pappu:"Seenay me Bohot dard ho
Raha hai..
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Doctor:"Cigrett ­e Peety ho ??
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Pappu:
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Han Par "Gold Flake" hi Mangwana

Socks joke

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A boy went to school wearing one white socks and one Blue Socks

Teacher scolded him and said , ”

Immediately go home and change the socks “

Then the boy replied, ”
That doesn’t make any difference teacher , because ,

even at home there is one white and one Blue socks..

attitude of boys

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Attitude Reloaded....:p
Girl: I hate you...
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Boy:What a co-incidence...

Santa Paan

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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
min Me,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko gussa Aa
Gaya,

Usne budhiya se Botal chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete
hai,
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Budiya Boli :par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi
Thi

Dhakka Laga DO

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Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi
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Santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai
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pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.?
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Aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia
aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha
kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.?
vo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhein abi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi: "haan"
aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........?­ .?.?
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Santa :"YAHAN GARDEN MEIN JHULE PAR....

banta bhula

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Santa knocks the door

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Banta:"kaun hai ??

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Santa:"mai hoon

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Banta:"mai kaun ??

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Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta..

marrige of santa

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

Luck of santa

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Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Santa stands up reluctantly.
Teacher: Tell me two pronouns.
  Santa:Who? Me?
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Teacher: Very good. Sit down.

engineers vs Doctor Joke

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5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.

They gather at Pune Railway Station.

Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):
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5 Engineers buy only 1 ticket, and 5 doctors buy 5 tickets. doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come

When TC arrives, all 5 Engineers get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.

On the return journey, they don't get a direct train to Pune, so both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):
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Doctorss decided, "This time, we will prove that we are smarter".

5 doctors buy 1 ticket, Engineers don't buy any ticket at all ! TC arrives

All doctor IN ONE TOILET.

ALL Engineers IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET.

One Engineer gets out and knocks the door of doctor toilet.

One doctor's hand comes out with the tickets,

Engineer takes the ticket and enters toilet.

TC drives out all the doctor from the toilet,

And they are heavily fined.

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
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Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station.

Doctors are planning their move for a last chance, They board the local train to Pune.

This time, doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL doctors take 1 ticket

Engineers buy 5 tickets.

TC Comes. All Engineers show their tickets,

AND Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!!

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, Don't mess with Engineers.

Kamine friends

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Old is gold :D
4-5 dost beer pee rahe the
tabhi table par
rakha mobile baja-
Boy-Hello
GF-main market me hu kya m
50 hazar
wala gold set le lu
Boy-Ha lelo
GF-Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka
hai
Boy-Ha janu lelo, suno 2-4 lelo
GF-Thik hai tumhara credit
mere paas hai usi
se le rahi hu
Boy-Thik hai
All Friends-Tu pagal hai kya ?
ya tujhe chad gayi hai ?
Ya tu ye batana chahta hai ki
Tu apni Gf ko bahot pyaar
karta hai ??
Boy-wo sb chodo aur pehle ye
batao ye mobile
kis ka h ?
:D :P
HAR EK DOST KAMINA HOTA
HAI .....

vodafone connection

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Santa-Muje phone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!
Police-Kaun He Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
...Bolte Hain-
Bill Ni Bhara
To Kaat Denge

how santa Kills

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How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

sinking titanic

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Titanic was sinking.
An english man asked Santa: "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, in which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

bus accident

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After a  Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada ha

nakli 7up

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Santa  Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Santa G Ne 6 Dakaar Mari Aur 1 Paad Maara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli He,
7up Nhi
 6up,
1 Down He

maggi of santa

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Santa Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:
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Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M
Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge.....??
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Santa: Hum Maggi Noodles
Banayenge..
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Intrviwer: Why....??
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Santa: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi
Ban Sakta Hai..
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Intrvwer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana
Diya Jaye....??
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Santa: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi
Banega..
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Intrvwer: Why...?

Santa: Itna Maggi Kon

Khayega.

dil faad ke

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santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai

santa smoker

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Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

funny snake game

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala

april Fool

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Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to
Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'
 

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