helicopter

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." 

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. 

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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chololate day wish

Giving chocolate to others…
Is an intimate form of communication,
A sharing of deep,
Dark secrets….
hAPPY chocolate dAY.

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Flirt Style

TOP CLASS FLIRTING LINE :)
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Grl : I don't like the way u keep staring at me
Boy : AND I like the way u notice me doing that.. ♥ ♥ ♥

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commited Girl

Boy 2 other boy:- Why u proposed that girl, she already has a boyfrnd??

Solid reply by the boy: jab tak ladki kunwari hai,
na tumhari hai na hamari hai

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Socks joke

A boy went to school wearing one white socks and one Blue Socks

Teacher scolded him and said , ”

Immediately go home and change the socks “

Then the boy replied, ”
That doesn’t make any difference teacher , because ,

even at home there is one white and one Blue socks..

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sucide reason of engineers

Simple Engineering question..
What is the solution for
2 + 2 = ? ?

Option :-
A) 4
B) four
C) IV
D) 4.O

Isiliye students sucide karte hai

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engineers vs Doctor Joke

5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.

They gather at Pune Railway Station.

Both groups desperately try to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):
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5 Engineers buy only 1 ticket, and 5 doctors buy 5 tickets. doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come

When TC arrives, all 5 Engineers get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.

On the return journey, they don't get a direct train to Pune, so both group decide to take a passenger train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):
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Doctorss decided, "This time, we will prove that we are smarter".

5 doctors buy 1 ticket, Engineers don't buy any ticket at all ! TC arrives

All doctor IN ONE TOILET.

ALL Engineers IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET.

One Engineer gets out and knocks the door of doctor toilet.

One doctor's hand comes out with the tickets,

Engineer takes the ticket and enters toilet.

TC drives out all the doctor from the toilet,

And they are heavily fined.

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
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Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station.

Doctors are planning their move for a last chance, They board the local train to Pune.

This time, doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL doctors take 1 ticket

Engineers buy 5 tickets.

TC Comes. All Engineers show their tickets,

AND Doctors are still searching for toilet in the Local train!!!!!

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, Don't mess with Engineers.

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loveletter of a kid

A KiDs LUV LETTER:
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To,
A girl of kg A luv home!
Dear girl,
I love u. My dream i see U.
Evrywhere. U no,
i not live u..
I come red shirt tomorow.
U luv i, u come red frock.
I wait down mango tree.
U no come, i jump
tree.
sure come.
urs lovely,
Boy
Std KG C
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Now girl replies..
Darling,
ur letter mummy see.
Papa beat me, bahut sarra.
I royi royi.. Mummy angry.
Lock me room.
i No come. No jump.
I luv u.
Urs Lovingly
Girl.
std KG A. . . . . ♥

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april Fool

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to
Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'

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Classic Insult of msg Reader

Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

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Rajnikant and naasa

one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth...

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Insult of Student

Classic Insult
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AIEEE result declared:
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A boy messages his rank to his gf.
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She replied: naya number liya
hai kya

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Gf and wife difference

A girlfriend is like a phone and a
wife is like a t.v.
Here are my reasons:
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- at home u watch t.v but when
you go out, you take ur
cellphone with u
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-you use the same t.v for alm0st
ur lifetime, but u
... change cellphones evrytime a
new model comes in
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-sum times u enjoy t.v, but
most of da time u play with ur
cellphone
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- a t.v is big and old, but a
cellphone is cute, slim, curvy and
portable.
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-with a cellphone u talk and
listen, with a t.v u just listen all
the time
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- you always show ur friends
your cellphone, but neva show
dem ur t.v
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- and lastly, t.v's dont have
viruses, but cellphones
often do!

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Letter to santa christmas

Dear Santa,

What do you want this Christmas? :)

Yours Sincerely,
Rajinikanth.

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Bike race with rajnikant

once Rajnikant participated in a bike race!
result: :  :
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He won in Neutral gear itself

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Bank account of santa

A Sardar Went 2 A Bank 2 Open a  S.B. A/C. After Seeing The Form He Had Gone 2 DELHi 4 F!ll!ng Up…..

U Know Why ??

FORM Says ‘F!LL UP your CAP!TAL'.....

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How to know gender of mosquito joke

Girl: What Are You Doing?
Boy: Killing Some Mosquitoes..
G: How Many Have You Killed?
B: Total 5 ( 2 Females And 3 Males)
G: How Did You Know That?
B: 2 Sitting Near Mirror, 3 Near The Beer!

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New vaccum cleaner Joke

A New Vacum Cleaner Salesman Knocked Santa’s Door…

Santa Opened It Before He Could Speak; Salesman Rushed In To The Leaving Room And Emptied A Bag Of Cow Shit On Carpet…

Salesman : Sir If I Am Unable To Clean This Up With My New Powerful Vaccum Cleaner In Next 10 Second, I’ll Eat All This Shit…

Santa Smiled And Said: Do You Need A Chilly Or Tomato Sauce With Shit ?…

Salesman : Why ?…

Santa : Because There Is No Electricity In The House…

Moral : Never B Over Smart And Every Santa Is Not A Fool…

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God needs coaching

A Gujju Having No Child, No Money, No Home, A Blind Mother..
Prays To God..
God Is Pleased..
Grants Him Only 1 Wish..
Gujju: Ok God, My Only One Wish Is-
'' I Want My Mom To See My Wife Putting 2 Crore Worth Diamond Around On My Child's Neck In My Mercedes Benz Parked Near Swimming Pool Of Our New Bungalow In Beverly Hills..''

God: Damn It..! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Gujju's

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Real Joke

Rain Is Irritating If You Are Getting Wet Alone..

Movies Are A Waste If The Seats Beside You Are Vacant..

Pizza Is Just Some Junk Food If There R No More Than A Pair Of Hands Picking It Up..

Love Is Just A Bad Feeling Wen It's One Sided..

Beach Is D Dirtiest Place To Visit Alone

No Matter How Short Life Is

Live It With Your Beloved Frends
Share Every Second..:-)

Dont Miss The Chance Of Being Together..

It Might Never Come Again!

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