Real santa banta

Santa and Banta were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here) :P
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Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.
Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai
aur mera sirf ghoda :P :D
The joke doesn't end here either
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Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai...
Anand: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai.

Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge.
Anand: Chalo yaar, Tum dono aur me akela.
S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
Anand: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
S-B: Haan, Phir thik hai.
The joke still doesn't end.
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Anand chala jata hai.
Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar, Left hand se
bhi hara diya usne.
Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya wo hume...
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga.
Joke ENDS here. Ab thoko comments