Superb Rajni-3

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  • Joke 67 – If Rajnikanth’s PC hangs… its time for next windows release
  • Joke 68 – Rajnikanth taught yoga to Baba Ramdev
  • Joke 69 – Rajnikanth can sneeze with open eyes.
  • Joke 70 – Once Rajnikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony… He went down to pick it up, but it was not there! Reason? He reached there before the coin
  • Joke 71 – The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Rajnikanth
  • Joke 72 – Once Rajinikath blasted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun. Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.
  • Joke 73 – When Rajnikanth get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
  • Joke 74 – Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 kilometers per hour zone. He was walking.
  • Joke 75 – In Rajnikanth’s wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajnikanth and his wife
  • Joke 76 – Rajnikanth can tie his shoes with his feet.
  • Joke 77 – Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as ‘Guinness book of world records’ and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.
  • Joke 78 – Rajnikanth first takes the gold medal and then the race starts
  • Joke 79 – Rajnikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
  • Joke 80 – Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets desk marks
  • Joke 81 – Whenever Rajnikanth makes an error, it’s an invention.
  • Joke 82 – Only Rajnikanth knows Choli Ke Peechhe Kya Hai.
  • Joke 83 – Rajnikanth twice won arguments with his wife.
  • Joke 84 – How did Paul Octopus die? He was asked to predict Rajanikanth’s death.
  • Joke 85 – Rajnikanth had to make 24 runs in just 1 ball remaining. He hit the ball in such a way that it got broken into 4 pieces and he got 4 sixes.
  • Joke 86 – Even Ghajini remembers Rajini.
  • Joke 87 – Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Asaan Hai – For Rajnikanth
  • Joke 88 – Rajnikanth can make a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
  • Joke 89 – Every morning rajni goes for spacewalk.
  • Joke 90 – Computer doesn’t give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer