superb Rajni part 2

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  • Joke 30 – Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
  • Joke 31 – Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it.
  • Joke 32 – Google won’t find Rajnikanth because you don’t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you.
  • Joke 33 – Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep.
  • Joke 34 – Rajnikanth electrocuted Iron Man.
  • Joke 35 – Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
  • Joke 36 – Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
  • Joke 37 – Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
  • Joke 38 – Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
  • Joke 39 – Rajnikanth can lick his elbows.
  • Joke 40 – Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary, Hero etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajnikanth was born.
  • Joke 41 – The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
  • Joke 42 – Rajnikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
  • Joke 43 – Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth.
  • Joke 44 – Rajnikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
  • Joke 45 – Rajnikanth can answer a missed call.
  • Joke 46 – Rajnikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
  • Joke 47 – The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajnikanth’s fist.
  • Joke 48 – Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikanth”.
  • Joke 49 – Rajnikanth is a champion in the game ‘Hide n seek’, as no one can hide from Rajnikanth.
  • Joke 50 – Rajnikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world...
  • Joke 51 – Aliens do indeed exist. They are just too scared to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on.
  • Joke 52 – When Rajnikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
  • Joke 53 – Rajnikanth doesn’t answer nature’s call nature answers Rajnikanth’s call!!
  • Joke 54 – In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
  • Joke 55 – Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain!
  • Joke 56 – Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash...
  • Joke 57 – Once Rajni underwent a surgery…anesthesia was administered to the surgeons
  • Joke 58 – When Rajnikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available.
  • Joke 59 – dam and Eve are children of Rajnikanth
  • Joke 60 – Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks
  • Joke 61 – Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajnikanth
  • Joke 62 – The box office collection of the movie Ra 1 was less than parking collection of Robot
  • Joke 63 – Rajnikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking – “Solve any 100 questions” He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, check any 100!
  • Joke 64 – Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss…The next day announcement was made… Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aye
  • Joke 65 – Rajnikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box
  • Joke 66 – Munni Badnaam hui Rajnikanth ke liye
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