Superb rajnikant part 1

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  • Joke 1 – Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  • Joke 2 – Rajnikanth killed the dead sea.
  • Joke 3- Rajnikanth makes onions cry.
  • Joke 4 – Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
  • Joke 5 – Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
  • Joke 6 – Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Joke 7 – Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
  • Joke 8 – If Rajni was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
  • Joke 9 – Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.
  • Joke 10 – Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • Joke 11 – Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Joke 12 – Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
  • Joke 13 – Micheal Jordan to Rajnikanth: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins?
  • Joke 14 – Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
  • Joke 15 – Rajnikanth can delete the Windows Recycle Bin.
  • Joke 16 – Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
  • Joke 17 – Hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
  • Joke 18 – Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.
  • Joke 19 – When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.
  • Joke 20 – Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Joke 21 – It takes Rajnikanth 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
  • Joke 22 – There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikanth lives in Chennai
  • Joke 23 – Rajnikanth once consumed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink once.
  • Joke 24 – The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikanth are his films.
  • Joke 25 – Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth there is no other way.
  • Joke 26 – Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
  • Joke 27 – Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
  • Joke 28 – Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
  • Joke 29 – Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth. 
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