Superb rajnikant part 1

• Joke 1 – Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• Joke 2 – Rajnikanth killed the dead sea.
• Joke 3- Rajnikanth makes onions cry.
• Joke 4 – Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
• Joke 5 – Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
• Joke 6 – Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
• Joke 7 – Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
• Joke 8 – If Rajni was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
• Joke 9 – Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.
• Joke 10 – Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
• Joke 11 – Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
• Joke 12 – Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
• Joke 13 – Micheal Jordan to Rajnikanth: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins?
• Joke 14 – Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
• Joke 15 – Rajnikanth can delete the Windows Recycle Bin.
• Joke 16 – Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
• Joke 17 – Hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
• Joke 18 – Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.
• Joke 19 – When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.
• Joke 20 – Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Joke 21 – It takes Rajnikanth 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
• Joke 22 – There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikanth lives in Chennai
• Joke 23 – Rajnikanth once consumed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink once.
• Joke 24 – The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikanth are his films.
• Joke 25 – Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth there is no other way.
• Joke 26 – Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
• Joke 27 – Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
• Joke 28 – Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
• Joke 29 – Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth. 
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