Funny dairymilk in hindi

Boy- kya mujhe aapki Dairy Milk ka ek chota sa bite milega?

Girl- Kyu deu m... 

Samne shop h jakr le le...

 Boy- Mere pass paise nhi h Dairy Milk lene ke...

Girl- Wo to teri Shakal dkh ke pta chl raha h...

Hair Cutting ke to paise h ni Dairy Milk kaha se lega tu

Chindichor...

Boy- Please de do na mujhe jrurat h...

Girl- jyada meetha ni khaya krte Sugar ho jati h...

Boy- Aap bhi to kha rahi ho...

Girl- Mujhe to marna h bol kya krega tu... 

Sala Chocolate mangne aaya h or faltu bol raha h...

Boy- Aapko marna h to m bhi marunga...

 Girl- Ja phir samne Bus khdi h uske top floor se ground floor pr kudja or marja...

Boy- Meri Maa khti h koi bhi achha kam krne se phle 

kuch meetha kha lena chahiye...

Girl- La de apni maa ka phone number... 

Abhi btati hu unhe ke unka Lafanga Beta Chocolate mangta phir raha h Galiyo me...

La apna phone de...

Boy- Kyu aap apne Phone se kr lo...

Girl- Mere phone me Balance nhi h...

Boy- Khud ke Phone me Balance nhi or mujhe chindichor kh rahi thi...

Yr Mne is Ladki se Dairy Milk kyu mangi,

isse achha to m is Bandar ke sath Chikni Chameli Dance krta...