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Showing posts with label insult. Show all posts
Showing posts with label insult. Show all posts
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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
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Attitude Reloaded....:p
Girl: I hate you...
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Boy:What a co-incidence...
Girl: I hate you...
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Boy:What a co-incidence...
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Simple Engineering question..
What is the solution for
2 + 2 = ? ?
Option :-
A) 4
B) four
C) IV
D) 4.O
Isiliye students sucide karte hai
What is the solution for
2 + 2 = ? ?
Option :-
A) 4
B) four
C) IV
D) 4.O
Isiliye students sucide karte hai
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The "Walk of Shame"
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When you have to put something back in a store after your Mom says
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"No
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When you have to put something back in a store after your Mom says
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"No
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Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana
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Galileo used 2 study in small lamp.
Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light.
Shakespeare used 2 study in street light.
Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab
Din Me Kya Karte the
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In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother
But
Brother Never Support her Sister.
You Know Why ??
Because Sister Know What Love Is???
And
Brother Knows What Boys Are..... :)
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Question: “What Is The Hardest Job In The World?”
Answer: “Sketching For Police Officers In China“
Answer: “Sketching For Police Officers In China“
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Girl Friend: “My Heart Is Like A Mobile And You Are The SIM Card of that”
Boy Friend: “I’m Very Happy”
Girl Friend: “Don’t Be Too Happy, If I Get A New Offer, I Will definitely Change The SIM Card“
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Gf To Bf:Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put Your mobile Phone also into well, Bcoz u r not Messaging me Well..
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put Your mobile Phone also into well, Bcoz u r not Messaging me Well..
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the
beautiful Person.
We think that We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. ,
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
LOLz
We think that We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. ,
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
LOLz
