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Classical Insult..
Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.. Scooty ka tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mein se
guzer gya..,
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Qareeb kuch ladkiya khadi thi..
Unho ney taliyan
baja k kaha:"Happy Birthday to
U..."
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Ladka ruka or bola:"Wish karney
se kaam nahi chaley ga...."
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"Cake to khana hi padega..:p :/ :O :D
Boy Rocked -
Girl shocked...:p
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TOP CLASS FLIRTING LINE :)
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Grl : I don't like the way u keep staring at me
Boy : AND I like the way u notice me doing that.. ♥ ♥ ♥
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Boy 2 other boy:- Why u proposed that girl, she already has a boyfrnd??
Solid reply by the boy: jab tak ladki kunwari hai,
na tumhari hai na hamari hai
Solid reply by the boy: jab tak ladki kunwari hai,
na tumhari hai na hamari hai
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Attitude Reloaded....:p
Girl: I hate you...
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Boy:What a co-incidence...
Girl: I hate you...
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Boy:What a co-incidence...
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Boy:"hey,
i love u,
meri gf banogi.. ??
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Grl:"hmmmm!
Apna numbr de do,
jab current bf se break-up hoga
to miss call kar dungi.
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Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend
at
mid-nite
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Girl: - Hello Dear
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Boy :- Haan ji
(aa gayi maa ki
aankh
pakaane)
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Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal
raha hoon )
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Girl : - bataao na..?
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Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte
hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi
socha
chalo call kar loon
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Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa
ke rahegi )
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Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao
naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
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Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio
staion
samajh rakha hai kya aur 12
baje k
baad toh radio channel bhi
band ho
jaate hain )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na......
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh
aisi ki taisi )
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Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna
hai..
if u
luv me den u will sing for
me
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Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?
dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi
jagwak hi r
maanegi )
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Girl : --12:30
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Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein
bahut kaam
hai
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Girl: --tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto
mein karr
lete ho
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Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh
teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
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Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi
romantic sa gaana
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Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fans gye
beta
toh jhelna toh padega hi )
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Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait
kar rahe ho kya..?
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali
ne
shak karna bhi start kar diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne
ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call
nahin aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh
aadmi wrong number bhi
nahin
lagata)
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Girl : - chalo ab
sunao
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Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai
toh jhelna
toh padega hi..ban
ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh
Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein
bhi hain..
muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi
hai.. mere
mehboob mein .
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
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Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh
se gaana sunne ka naam tak
naa
le )
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Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka sabka
kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri
behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang
rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke
baad
naam nahin legi
gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki
aankh )
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Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
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Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi
hai kamini )
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Girl: -
hmmmm mujhe neend aa
rahi
hai.. bye.........
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Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi
ho..suno
toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission
complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good
night..take Care
jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke..
o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab
sounga kab aur
Jagunga kab
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A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you’ll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I’ll open the door for you”
The boyfriend says: “Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?”
“Oh my God!! You’re not coming empty-handed, are you?”
She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you’ll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I’ll open the door for you”
The boyfriend says: “Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow ?”
“Oh my God!! You’re not coming empty-handed, are you?”
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Girlfriend Ke Nakhre After Friendship
Day 1 – Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me Ok
Day 2 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me You Understand
Day 3 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna Please
Day 4 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi
Day 5 – Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata.
Day 1 – Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me Ok
Day 2 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me You Understand
Day 3 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna Please
Day 4 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi
Day 5 – Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata.
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A KiDs LUV LETTER:
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To,
A girl of kg A luv home!
Dear girl,
I love u. My dream i see U.
Evrywhere. U no,
i not live u..
I come red shirt tomorow.
U luv i, u come red frock.
I wait down mango tree.
U no come, i jump
tree.
sure come.
urs lovely,
Boy
Std KG C
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Now girl replies..
Darling,
ur letter mummy see.
Papa beat me, bahut sarra.
I royi royi.. Mummy angry.
Lock me room.
i No come. No jump.
I luv u.
Urs Lovingly
Girl.
std KG A. . . . . ♥
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In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother
But
Brother Never Support her Sister.
You Know Why ??
Because Sister Know What Love Is???
And
Brother Knows What Boys Are..... :)
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Girl Friend: “My Heart Is Like A Mobile And You Are The SIM Card of that”
Boy Friend: “I’m Very Happy”
Girl Friend: “Don’t Be Too Happy, If I Get A New Offer, I Will definitely Change The SIM Card“
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Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend?
Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
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Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used then kicked
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used then kicked
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Ladka jab Fail ho jaye toh MoM 3 words kehti hai:
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Aur Jaa Bahar Ghumne...
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GF 3 words use karti hai:
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Sharam Nahi Aati.. :/
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Aur 3 words hi Friends use karte hain:
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Abe Tu Bhi... :P :
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Aur Jaa Bahar Ghumne...
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GF 3 words use karti hai:
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Sharam Nahi Aati.. :/
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Aur 3 words hi Friends use karte hain:
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Abe Tu Bhi... :P :
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